Mehr als 100.000 User wählten über Internet den besten Witz der Welt, Psychologen vom britischen virtuellen Lachlabor lieferten die ersten Analysen zum Spaßverständnis
Und so lautet der derzeitige Favorit:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wake Watson up.
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
Favorit bei die Frauen,
A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. He says to the barman, 'A pint for me and one for the road'.
Favorit bei die Amis,
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
Beim Deutschen,
Why is television called a medium? It is neither rare nor well-done.
Bei den Franzosen,
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's the second question?"
Der beste Witz des Jahres.
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